More Weird Google Searches That Found My Shop

Ever read one of those articles about someone who's, like, 116 years old that was written because, well, they are 116 years old? The supercentenarian is inevitably asked about their secret to longevity and the answer usually seems to be something like, "lots of cigars and whiskey!"

Sometimes life is just a craps shoot.

Don't believe me? Need further proof? Let's have a peek at following Google searches shall we?. Most of the these include words that don't appear in my shop, but somehow found me anyway:

First we have, "red handmade pants." I don't sell those, but when you find someone who does, make sure to remember that flair legs are out and skinny legs are in. I would hate to think of looking silly whilst sashaying about in your new red pants.

Next up, "baba pants." See "red handmade pants" above.

Then we have, "flat nose nylon jaw pliers." How did you know I used those! Creepy....

And, "african-american and twa." If you are looking to purchase tickets to fly that airline, you will be sorely disappointed. Especially if you are looking for them in my shop!

Then this one, "mashi maru," which as it turns out is kind of funny. I searched for this myself and figured out you were really searching for MashiMaro, the cute little bunny that's Korea's answer to Hello Kitty, but with bullying and bizarre toilet humor.

Next, and somewhat related, "custom dunny." A Dunny is an angry bunny toy whose name is short for devil bunny. Apparently, having a stock Dunny with laser gun and hoodie accessories isn't cool enough. Nooooo. You have to customize it to be really cool. What's up with the deranged rabbits people?!?

And finally, "french fry toddler costume." I suppose if you're going to let you kid stuff themselves with candy, dressing them up as fast food isn't a stretch.